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The rumour mill

The vile rumours they’d heard… so salacious!
She’d let a man fuck her… Good gracious!
And sucked his cock too…
 Just some man… God knows who…
Then came back to the ball… how audacious!

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags fellatio, limerick, public fuckLeave a comment on The rumour mill

Discovery

In her bedroom, just horsing around, 
Two kids wrestling… his hand found the mound
In between her slick thighs…
And the look in her eyes…
His hard cock… giggling stopped, not a sound!

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags first fuck, limerick, youngLeave a comment on Discovery

Tiresome

She quite likes sex, it just makes her tired…
And anal? She almost expired!
A gangbang sounds good,
And she would if she could…
Guess it ain’t the way, though, that she’s wired.

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags anal, gang bang, limerickLeave a comment on Tiresome

Her limits

Being tied up and fucked, being toyed with,
She liked, was in fact overjoyed with…
The whips, canes, the pain
Flicked a switch in her brain…
Ass play, though, she got rather annoyed with.

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags anal, bondage, limerickLeave a comment on Her limits

Thinking big

She prefers her men’s cocks be immense,
Other things, too, she finds or invents,
To thrust in, good and deep,
Till she’ll howl, writhe and weep,
As she cums, long and hard and intense!

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026August 7, 2026Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, masturbation, orgasmLeave a comment on Thinking big

Girl talk

“Oh my god! That guy’s so fucking hot!
Girls, I’m so gonna fuck him! Why not?”
She exclaimed to her crew…
“You can all fuck him too…
All together maybe… Yeah! Say what?

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026August 7, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, reverse gang bangLeave a comment on Girl talk

Just deserts

Serves her right, little prick-teasin’ flirt…
Flashin’ tits an’ her bum-freezer skirt…
Well she’s run outa luck,
Gonna cop a good fuck,
An’ that fella’s big cock’s gonna hurt!

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags big cock, flashing tits, limerick, prick teaserLeave a comment on Just deserts

Wet

In the shower, hands busy, soap slathering ,
Moaning, delirious, blathering,
Rubbing her tits,
Fingers up her pink bits,
The mad storm of her orgasm gathering!

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags female masturbation, limerick, showerLeave a comment on Wet

Patois

Though admittedly vulgar and blunt,
His preferred term for pussy is cunt…
Pussy’s timid and quaint,
Cunt’s more plain, with the taint
Of the street, though it might cause affront.

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags cunt, limerick, pussyLeave a comment on Patois

Spit first

Just a cheap little whore, a survivor…
Do anything , like, for a fiver…
Fuck, suck, do deep throat,
For just one crispy note…
Up the arse, with a bit of saliva!

Author adminPosted on August 7, 2026Categories AOTags anal, deep throat, limerick, prostitution, whoreLeave a comment on Spit first

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